Charm horse jewelry is one of the hottest trends of the moment. People really love collecting and creating their own horse charm bracelets, where each gold charm and silver horse charm commemorates a special moment in your life with your horse.
Not all of the moments that need commemorating take place in the show ring. Sometimes the most special moments with our horses take place in the barn and are due entirely to the sometimes wacky personalities of our favorite equine companions. Finding charms that remind you of those goofy memories is a sure way to guarantee you smile every time you look at your charm horse jewelry.
Check out this classic piece of internet horse humor. Do you see your horse described in these words?
Basic Rules For Horses Who Have A Barn To Protect
THE ART OF SNORTING: Humans like to be snorted on. Everywhere. It is your duty, as the family horse, to accommodate them.
NEIGHING: Because you are a horse, you are expected to neigh. So neigh – a lot. Your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting the barn and communicating with other horses. Especially late at night while they are sleeping safely in their beds. There is no more secure feeling for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night and hearing you! So go ahead and neigh, neigh, neigh..
STOMPING CATS: When standing on cross ties, make sure you never — quite — stomp on the barn cat’s tail. It spoils all the fun. Seeing how close you can get, though? That’s sport!
CHEWING: Make a contribution to the barn building industry…. chew on your stall wall, the fence or any other wooden item.
FRESH BEDDING: It is perfectly permissible to urinate in the middle of your freshly bedded stall to let your humans know how much you appreciate their hard work.
DINING ETIQUETTE: Always pull all of your hay out of the hay rack, especially rightafter your stall has been cleaned, so you can mix the hay with your fresh bedding. (Make sure you see the last note!) This challenges your human, the next time they’re cleaning your stall – and we all know how humans love a challenge (that’s what theysaid when they bought you as a two year old, right?).
DOORS: Any door, even partially open, is always an invitation for you and your human to exercise. Bolt out of the door and trot around, just out of reach of your human, who will frantically run after and chase you. The longer it goes on, the more fun it is for all involved. Your humans love this game! You can tell by their excited shouts of joy.
GOING FOR TRAIL RIDES: Rules of the road: When out for a trail ride with your owner, never go to the bathroom on your own lawn.
HOLES: Rather than pawing and digging a BIG hole in the middle of the paddock or stall and upsetting your human, dig a lot of smaller holes all over so they won’t notice. If you arrange a little pile of dirt on one side of each hole, maybe they’ll think it’s gophers. There are never enough holes in the ground. Strive daily to do your part to help correct this problem.
NUZZLING: Always take a BIG drink from your water trough immediately before nuzzling your human. Humans prefer clean muzzles. Be ready to rub your head on the area of your human that you just nuzzled to dry it off, too. Humans often need the skin on their face moisturized. Nuzzle them into their true beauty!
PLAYING: If you lose your footing while frolicking in the paddock, use one of the other horses to absorb your fall so you don’t injure yourself. Then the other horse will get a visit from the mean ol’ vet, not you!
VISITORS: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of horses. Rock back and forth on the cross-ties, neighing loudly and pawing playfully at this person. If the human backs away and starts crying, swoosh your tail, stamp your feet and nicker gently to show your concern. It’s only by facing the things we are afraid of that we overcome our fears!